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16th-Jan-2007 03:03 pm
Somebody please stop me ....

  • Argument spills over causing cross contamination.
  • Burial mistake described as a grave error.
  • Whistle-blower displays tell-tale signs.
  • Urine analyst is taking the piss.
  • Arctic eunuchs are freezing their nuts off.
  • Endurance carvery champion whittles on.
  • Applicants for circus position forced to jump through hoops.
  • Poetic butcher accused of mincing his words.
  • Body language expert gets the nod.
  • Malfunctioning barometer can't handle the pressure.
  • Arrogant man eats humble pie.
  • Lunar Observers are looking on the bright side.
  • Shepard's business plan described as “a bit woolly”.
  • 100% of rivers claim that they have little choice but to go with the flow.
  • Comparing playgrounds is futile, it's all swings and roundabouts really.
  • Directionally challenged man asks, “What's up?”
  • Directionally challenged man finally gets down.
  • Non-subscriber doesn't get it.
  • Campaigner for little words keeps it going.
  • A collector of little words wants it.
  • A little word surgeon can't help it.
  • Dairy farmers lose their whey.
Comments 
16th-Jan-2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
[info]smahman
Crumbs, I give up.
16th-Jan-2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
[info]giantweazle
No keep going more puns, more puns.

It was a long bus journey home last night.

More puns, more puns.
16th-Jan-2007 03:22 pm (UTC)
[info]giantweazle
You can't give up it was your journal that started all of this and it is getting out of control.
16th-Jan-2007 03:18 pm (UTC) - From Searleyeditor
Anonymous
Yachtsmen set adrift not towing the line
Prudent Gymnast opens flexible saver account
Surprise convention is unlikely success
Poorly dressed nun has bad habit
Child heroin addict gets smack
Failed tug-o-war teams pull together
Curtain festival draws to a close
Formula One pit worker retires
Formula one worker says it's the pits
Mechanic Jacks up rates
Ladder maker steps up production
Hypochondriac is sick of jokes
Nudist colony barely making a profit


Oh we could do so many more, please help us, we can't get any work done....



16th-Jan-2007 03:24 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor
[info]giantweazle
Do some more. My favorite was the gymnast one.
16th-Jan-2007 03:32 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
Anonymous
Cash strapped baker needs dough (to make bread)
Underground thief takes tube
Distracted cameraman pics up gun and shoots foot
Busy dairy farmer churns out milk

Please no more!! Now I feel like i'm in a sweat shop!

16th-Jan-2007 03:43 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
[info]giantweazle
You are excused for today. Good work.
16th-Jan-2007 04:15 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
[info]smahman
Oh go on then, this just in...

Garden centre blooming success
Social inept counterfeiter makes faux pas
Confused lumberjack can’t see wood for trees
Asylum chef goes stir crazy
Origami business to fold
Myopic photographer lacks focus
Deep sea exploration firm goes under
Child coal business employs minors
Bankrupt Eastern European circus bounces Czech
Haphazard fisherman in reel trouble
Financial projections great for new cinema
Aging toad breeder croaks
Lunatic brewer hopping mad
Hirsute rock climber has hairy moment
Struggling regiment soldiers on
Jewish dentist of Polish extraction
Delivery firm sees drop off in profits
Bizarre nunnery unconventional
Heavy metal buyout rocks industry
Underpriced hair salon a snip
16th-Jan-2007 04:18 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
[info]giantweazle
I knew that you had some more up your sleave.
16th-Jan-2007 04:31 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
Anonymous
That was Smahman! I'll try again.

Dwarf burgular taken to small claims court
Recovering Alopecia sufferer makes bald claims
Legging sales slack off
Psychic artists are drawn together
Ensign maker flags sales
BO victim makes strong recovery

Ah I feel so much better
16th-Jan-2007 04:33 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
Anonymous
Is it wrong that I feel slightly aroused by all this punning?

Humurous bartender lifts spirits...
16th-Jan-2007 04:34 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
Anonymous
The alopecia one would be better

Miracle cure alopecia sufferer makes bald claim
16th-Jan-2007 04:43 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
Anonymous
Key witness in barbecue theft is grilled
Frying pan actor is panned
Muddy pervert makes dirty comment

Oh god please please shoot me!
16th-Jan-2007 09:04 pm (UTC) - Re: From Searleyeditor - again
[info]giantweazle
You can be proud of your work today.
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